Rising sea levels and a presidential porn star sex scandal could be signaling the end of days for us humans. Good thing Costco has started selling food kits that can sustain a family of four for up to a year. So if Trump ends up starting a nuclear war with North Korea (or Russia, or Iran), I guess we won’t go hungry.
The kits range in price from about $1,000 to $6,000. The latter includes a whopping 600 cans of food to keep a family of four alive on 2,000 calories per-person, per-day. On the other hand, if you want to work on your bikini body during the zombie apocalypse, the cheapest kit has 96 cans of food and will feed one person on a diet of 1,200 calorie per-day or a year. Buyers can expect such delicacies as freeze-dried broccoli and dehydrated apples, which can last up to 25 years. Yum…I think. Other foodstuffs, like instant lentils and instant black beans have a 30-year shelf life. Damn. Who needs FEMA, when you have Costco?
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you had to put a trump slam in there, you guys must be fake news
Nice try Costco. But if there's any doomsday, we all heading over to your warehouse. Why buy it. LOL
that's it I am getting that food emergency survival kit!
$6000 for four for a year. Isnt that really cheap. Can just buy this pack for daily use.
lol that food kit so expensive! they should lower the price! and those are CAN food that no one buy anyway
McDonald's will take you
nah. im good.
Please make no noise, i try to get some sleep.
Ummm, my question is, what do they know that they aren’t telling us? 🤔🤔
Fuck Natasha for trying to joke about this. Even though I like Natasha. I hope nothing bad happens but Natasha is going to remember doing this story when and if shit hits the fan.
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So (1-4K screen and 2-1080 pixels extensions) 6K?
Get Ready WHITE PEOPLE are about to do something REALLY FUCKED UP..AS USUAL..
you guys ever gonna change this music?
Costcos statement sounds exactly like what Vault-Tec from Fallout would say!
Have you not heard the news complex?
fuck complex
Yo vegang foreva JUU HURRRRRRD
Funny how you blame Trump for the current nuclear threat in the world. Hillary would’ve dropped nukes already had the criminal got away with her plan to steal the WH. She and Obama are traitorous globalists. Never forget her “cackling” when she murdered Gahdafi. I suppose you blame trump for the racial divide, police brutality and the banker bailout, too. The left and their lies are coming to a critical point.
▲ wild side
Need to purchase some Vault-Tec
FUCK $6k ON A DOOMSDAY KIT! IF ITS A DOOMS DAY it's $6k in weapons and ammunition running in houses boi!!
If I wasn't so scared of a assault weapons ban maybe I could afford one of those 6k prep kit.
It's Costco, ill buy anything at Costco.
Fuck shit shiturday…lets go…
Hey people, "they're" laughing at you not with you..your laugh will stop when theirs continues
Costco is woke af. This is the kinda news I wanna see more of from Complex.
Well if it's for Doom's Day why is it so expensive. Money will be only good for wiping your ass.
Fuck that. Simple. We are humans. We live. We die. The end.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes bout time this world ending sheez to much evil and females wanna be like us guys ugggh.. hurry up I'm good on that I'm die when it's time fuck living my life like that itrs torture fuck it
Honestly, Yellowstone erupting is a very likely chance of happening relatively soon. So is doomsday prepping as crazy as people think? Not really
High, from the sky… Staying way the fuck high…
I guess Costco doesn’t keep the cost low
I hope you get a Natascha with it or just a blow up one😍
All that shit going be on 5+ Rads anyway lol
Where my Fallout4 gang at ??
Im scared
Costco, where the cost are low
Would rather use that money to buy a hour of Natasha and ride her till the world ended
I’m definitely goin to cop 😂😂
GMOs galore!
Better get em while their hot🤔
WE ONLY CARE ABOUT EDS AND U ALREADY RUINED THAT
Acting Like I Got Money by askin the end question
They're profiting off fear of something that's not going to happen but people are still afraid of, smart
That's a reasonable price honestly… Unless u feel your life is worth less
NM, lets go!!!!!!